ABOUT THE WEBMASTER!!!

My name is Tyoma! You can also call me Jonah if you want. I'm a 22 year old artist and web developer and I will not lie, after at least a decade or so, I have finally begun to get fed up with the overly corporate web we've gotten stuck with. I've been looking alot at old fansites and such and missed the sense of individuality there was with everyone having their own fully-customized site... Ah, the good old days... So that's why I'm here! I've been running this site since around 2018 and have only recently finally figured out what to do with it.

I think one of the most important things to know about me is that I see myself as a tribute to everything in this world that I love. From the way I dress, to how I wear my hair, to the way I talk, and even to my names... I'm everything I like rolled up into one guy! You'll see a lot of links and general displays/collections of things I enjoy because they are just sort of an inherent part of who I am at this point. Music is one of the most important things in the world to me, it's my lifeblood, so there are references to it all over the place. Other than that I'm into a bunch of random little things, although my main thing right now is just surfing the web and a deep fascination with the 2000s. I also draw! I plan to include a proper art section one of these days but for now you can find my drawings scattered across the site.

I used to be a very different person pre-2021, but recently I reset my entire life and I'm basically living as the person I think younger me would be proud of. Nothing is ever static so I hope this webpage can evolve along with me, and I hope you all enjoy the ride :^)

Here's some trivia about me!

• I am an ordained Dudeist priest. Which means I'm legally allowed to officiate weddings!
• I am double-jointed, which was a cool trick when I was younger but now it means I have knee pain.
• In 6th grade, I wrote a 15+ page paper on the history of computers. We only needed to write like 3 pages.
• I attended the very first Roblox Rally back in 2011.
• I still have every video game console I've ever owned.
• I actively listen to stand-up comedy. It's a dying art...
• 日本語が少しできます。まだ勉強してる。
• Je peux parler pas mal de Français, mais je ne pratiquais pour longtemps.
• mi ken toki e toki pona! mi ken ala lipu e sitelen pona. nimi mi li jan Jona.
• I got the name Jonah from my mom's ex-boyfriend I really liked when I was a little kid. It wasn't his LEGAL name, but I always called him Jonah.

Favorites

Music:	Grunge, heavy metal, doom metal, sludge metal, psychedelic rock, stoner rock, desert rock, shoegaze, hip-hop, jazz, new wave, UK garage, jungle
Bands/musicians:	Queens of the Stone Age, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Jane's Addiction, the pillows, The Smashing Pumpkins, Baroness, Denzel Curry, JID, Kendrick Lamar, Death Grips, Mong Tong, Jimmy Buffett
Games:	Pathologic (so much so that I have a fansite dedicated to it!), Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage, Yakuza, Disco Elysium, Chibi-Robo, DDR, Sly Cooper, Team Fortress 2
Movies:	Inland Empire, Coonskin, Fritz the Cat, The Hateful Eight, Dr. Strangelove, End of Evangelion, The Craft, The Big Lebowski, The Lighthouse, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
TV shows:	Twin Peaks, Better Call Saul, Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, The Sopranos, Mob Psycho 100, Baccano!, Durarara!!, Hannibal, Frasier, Columbo, Desus & Mero, Top Gear, Interview With The Vampire, Daria, Succession, Severance
Beverages:	Grape Fanta, White Russian, Strawberry Milk, McDonalds Coke, Iced Chai, Starbucks Pink Drink, White Hot Chocolate, Crystal Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Lychee Calpico, and *takes a sip* AH. GOD'S PRECIOUS WATER.
Stuff to do:	Drawing images, playing guitar, playing video games, updating my website, learning new things, making kandi bracelets, transcribing audio, obsessing over music, going on "adventures" with my friends, tinkering with technology
Other stuff:	Psychological horror, Y2K nostalgia, old/obsolete tech, the Madness Combat series, occultism, angelology, demonology, professional wrestling

If for any reason you gotta reach me, then hit me up via email OR on my Twitter or Tumblr!

Although, erm... I tend to reply whenever I feel like it because I'm not good at keeping up with correspondence of any kind. If it's particularly urgent though, go for the e-mail because I check that very diligently! Otherwise, expect an extremely late response (or timely responses that turn into late ones).